SQLRNNR (10/13/2011)
What does the winner tell the boss?"Hey I need a week or three off. Yeah I hope I have wifi, will have to check with NASA. I'm going into space. No, seriously. No Joke."
For the first 30 seconds, your boss would probably assume you're talking about storage, until you say, "No, I mean OUTER space."
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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and asks, "Can I join you?"
Ref.: http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html