I heard Santa was an recoverying alcoholic, has a stomach ulcer and I heard if he gained any more weight he wouldn't be able to get into his Santa suit.

Therefore the milk is for the stomach and the cookies are fat free,so as to keep his waist line neat and trim.

I didn't want to tempt him with alcohol and thought fat free was just about right to not add any extra pounds. I'm not trying to make him loose weight, because I want his stomach to still shake like a bowl full of jelly. If he lost to much weight someone is going to have to re-write a christmas jingle, or come up with a new one.

Plus if I get a SQL Monitor license and an iPad I can monitor the Server "Northpole" next year to make sure the automated elf toy shop is running at maximum capacity all the time, anywhere.

Greg Larsen