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This Can't Happen


This Can't Happen

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Tell us more about your role as 'the BOFH' :-D
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Tom Brown (5/4/2010)
Tell us more about your role as 'the BOFH' :-D


Yes. Please do tell more about BOFH. Like, what does it stand for?
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It's hot linked, but it's Back Office Administrator from Hell: http://www.theregister.co.uk/odds/bofh/

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Steve Jones - Editor (5/4/2010)
It's hot linked, but it's Back Office Administrator from Hell: http://www.theregister.co.uk/odds/bofh/


Really, I always thought BOFH stood for something else...

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....I knew those USB sticks would get us in trouble at some time.....oh for a 5Tb stick!!

BOFH...that's good...thanks Luke.
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Yeah, that's it. I think I've been working with MS Server products too long.

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nelsonj-902869 (5/4/2010)
....I knew those USB sticks would get us in trouble at some time.....oh for a 5Tb stick!!

BOFH...that's good...thanks Luke.


A 5Tb stick would be great. Imagine all of the scripts you could store on that thing.



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I used to love reading BOFH back when I did tech support for a major telephone company that currently employs Luke Wilson.

I think the PFY would have added that security though... Smile

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I completely forgot about the BOFH. Thanks for the giggle remembering the different episodes.

The bug also worries me a bit auditing is supposed to be bullet proof...just ask my internal auditors. w00t

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