LOL.  Thanks Phill.  I usually try to work with critics to explain my position in a rational way and listen to their position in a patient way.  Usually there's middle ground we can meet on once we understand each other...  But that doesn't always work...

When a guy starts screaming about using UNIX to validate the data in your SQL Server databases without any further explanation, he doesn't leave you much to work with

As always, appreciate the feedback and hope you find the tools useful!