Lets talk food
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Lets talk food ( or drink in my case),
What is the most memorable food/beverage you have consumed.
My entry – weasel coffee - nice and strong.
whats yours?
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How about Dim Sum for breakfast in the southern province of Trang in Thailand?
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My advice:
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Camel.
Ate it in Saudi Arabia...it was served in a bowl of rice and I ate it Saudi style - no utensils. Looked like and had taste/consistency of pot roast.
Sea Urchin in Greece. A poor person's caviar. It is gritty from the coral/sand it has ingested.
'Rocky Mountain Oysters' (bull's testicles). Had the look/consistency of fried oysters, tasted some where between beef and liver.
-SQLBill
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