I must have done something awry because now I see this....
There are 89253 rows in 620 pages for object "Production.TransactionHistoryArchive".
DBCC results for 'Production.ProductSubcategory'.
There are 37 rows in 1 pages for object "Production.ProductSubcategory".
DBCC results for 'Person.BusinessEntityContact'.
There are 909 rows in 6 pages for object "Person.BusinessEntityContact".
DBCC results for 'Purchasing.ProductVendor'.
There are 460 rows in 5 pages for object "Purchasing.ProductVendor".
DBCC results for 'Production.UnitMeasure'.
There are 38 rows in 1 pages for object "Production.UnitMeasure".
DBCC results for 'Person.ContactType'.
There are 20 rows in 1 pages for object "Person.ContactType".
DBCC results for 'Purchasing.Vendor'.
There are 104 rows in 2 pages for object "Purchasing.Vendor".
DBCC results for 'Sales.CountryRegionCurrency'.
....but nothing that returns the fields.