Ok, why, why, why, why are you wanting to do this? I hope this isn't for a production system, because it's far from good design.
You need to use dynamic SQL. You'll have to build up the sql statement, based off the system tables, and then execute that statement.
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability