Welcome back, my fellow sleuths, to my mystery-inspired blog series! I’m having a ton of fun writing these, and I hope you’re enjoying the ride through SQL Server’s haunted...
       2025-11-03 (first published: 2025-10-17)
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           Don’t Let Trouble Sneak Up on You   Most SQL Servers run quietly. Until they don’t. By the time someone notices an application outage or a failed backup, you’re...
       2025-11-03 (first published: 2025-10-15)
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           "But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked."Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.""How do you know...
       2025-10-31 (first published: 2025-10-13)
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           I had a conversation with a customer asking this question: how can I tell who called a stored procedure so I can audit the action? I decided to see...
       2025-10-31 (first published: 2025-10-15)
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