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Twelve Days of Databases

By Steve Jones,

On the first day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
A que-ry just for my Vee-Pee

On the second day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee

On the third day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee

On the fourth day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Four stored procedures,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee

On the fifth day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Five golden indexes,
Four stored procedures,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee

On the sixth day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Six clustered nodex,
Five golden indexes,
Four stored procedures,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee

On the seventh day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Seven database snapshots,
Six clustered nodex,
Five golden indexes,
Four stored procedures,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee

On the eighth day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Eight CLR Functions,
Seven database snapshots,
Six clustered nodex,
Five golden indexes,
Four stored procedures,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee

On the ninth day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Nine DDL triggers,
Eight CLR Functions,
Seven database snapshots,
Six clustered nodex,
Five golden indexes,
Four stored procedures,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee

On the tenth day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Ten normalized tables,
Nine DDL triggers,
Eight CLR Functions,
Seven database snapshots,
Six clustered nodex,
Five golden indexes,
Four stored procedures,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Eleven less Oracle databases,
Ten normalized tables,
Nine DDL triggers,
Eight CLR Functions,
Seven database snapshots,
Six clustered nodex,
Five golden indexes,
Four stored procedures,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Twelve junior DBAs,
Eleven less Oracle databases,
Ten normalized tables,
Nine DDL triggers,
Eight CLR Functions,
Seven database snapshots,
Six clustered nodex,
Five golden indexes,
Four stored procedures,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas!!!

 
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