On the first day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
A que-ry just for my Vee-Pee
On the second day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee
On the third day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee
On the fourth day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Four stored procedures,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee
On the fifth day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Five golden indexes,
Four stored procedures,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee
On the sixth day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Six clustered nodex,
Five golden indexes,
Four stored procedures,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee
On the seventh day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Seven database snapshots,
Six clustered nodex,
Five golden indexes,
Four stored procedures,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee
On the eighth day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Eight CLR Functions,
Seven database snapshots,
Six clustered nodex,
Five golden indexes,
Four stored procedures,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee
On the ninth day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Nine DDL triggers,
Eight CLR Functions,
Seven database snapshots,
Six clustered nodex,
Five golden indexes,
Four stored procedures,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee
On the tenth day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Ten normalized tables,
Nine DDL triggers,
Eight CLR Functions,
Seven database snapshots,
Six clustered nodex,
Five golden indexes,
Four stored procedures,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Eleven less Oracle databases,
Ten normalized tables,
Nine DDL triggers,
Eight CLR Functions,
Seven database snapshots,
Six clustered nodex,
Five golden indexes,
Four stored procedures,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my DBA gave to me,
Twelve junior DBAs,
Eleven less Oracle databases,
Ten normalized tables,
Nine DDL triggers,
Eight CLR Functions,
Seven database snapshots,
Six clustered nodex,
Five golden indexes,
Four stored procedures,
Three foreign keys,
Two mirrored disks,
and a que-ry just for my Vee-Pee
Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas!!!
