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Posted Tuesday, October 28, 2008 7:23 PM
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Posted Tuesday, October 28, 2008 9:44 PM
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Shaun, could you please leave the room while we talk about you behind your back? :P


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Posted Tuesday, October 28, 2008 9:58 PM


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What a great read... and how timely! I just went through something like this with my bosses! Well done!

--Jeff Moden
"RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for "Row-By-Agonizing-Row".

First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column."

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Posted Wednesday, October 29, 2008 1:51 AM
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And I thought it was only me with those bosses!!




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Posted Wednesday, October 29, 2008 2:58 AM
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Very funny!
Thank's
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Posted Wednesday, October 29, 2008 3:35 AM


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America can fall apart but the DBA's will protect the SQL Server. While Godzilla demolished New York and the aliens tried to take over the world the DBA's protected the SQL Server. I think this calls for a new movie. The world gets ruined while the DBA's protect the SQL Server. Atteeeeenhun!! the DBA's entering the office!!!!!

All jokes aside, we here in South Africa only watched the final of Survivor Fiji last night and I must say that I was so sorry that Yauman was voted out. I hoped he would win it.


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I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times. - Everett Mckinley Dirkson (Well, I am trying. - Manie Verster)
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Posted Wednesday, October 29, 2008 4:44 AM
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I think we all have bosses like that!:)
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Posted Wednesday, October 29, 2008 5:32 AM


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Does this mean I get to carry a gun at work now?

I promise, no more than one developer a week. :D


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Posted Wednesday, October 29, 2008 5:32 AM


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Perfect; just perfect!

Thank you very much for this moment of well needed and received levity.
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Posted Wednesday, October 29, 2008 5:35 AM


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THAT was pretty awesome!
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