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The Scary DBA

I have twenty+ years experience in IT. That time was spent in technical support, development and database administration. I work forRed Gate Software as a Product Evangelist. I write articles for publication at SQL Server Central, Simple-Talk, PASS Book Reviews and SQL Server Standard. I have published two books, ”Understanding SQL Server Execution Plans” and “SQL Server 2008 Query Performance Tuning Distilled.” I’m one of the founding officers of the Southern New England SQL Server Users Group and its current president. I also work on part-time, short-term, off-site consulting contracts. In 2009 and 2010 I was awarded as a Microsoft SQL Server MVP. In the past I’ve been called rough, intimidating and scary. To which I usually reply, “Good.” You can contact me through grant -at- scarydba dot kom (unobfuscate as necessary).

How to Convince the Boss to Send You to PASS Summit

August two years ago I originally posted, Make the PASS Summit Work for Your Employer. After conversations at several SQL Saturdays over the last couple of months, I decided to refresh and update that original content and post it again.

I keep hearing how the job market has changed. That… Read more

0 comments, 64 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 2 May 2016

Customizing Your Azure Portal

Not all of us are going to use Azure in the same way. That’s just common sense. Therefore, not all of us are going to want it to look the same. Here’s a default view of the portal for a login I created within my own domain:

You can contrast… Read more

0 comments, 857 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 27 April 2016

Microsoft’s Commitment to Azure

For several years, many of us who were involved with working in Azure from the early days, were concerned that Microsoft had bet the farm and could possibly lose it all. They may well have bet the farm, but more and more it’s extremely clear that there is zero likelihood… Read more

1 comments, 160 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 21 April 2016

Payment and the Board

If you read the March PASS Board meeting minutes, you saw that there was a discussion around board members and payments related to SQLSaturday precons. The question is simple, for a PASS branded event, should a member of the PASS board receive payment?

There are a couple of relevant… Read more

22 comments, 113 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 20 April 2016

A View Is Not A Table

Blog post #4 in support of Tim Ford’s (b|t) #iwanttohelp, #entrylevel

In SQL Server, in the T-SQL you use to query it, a view looks just like a table (I’m using the AdventureWorks2014 database for all these examples):

SELECT  *
FROM    Production.vProductAndDescription AS vpad;

 

SELECT…

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8 comments, 2,258 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 12 April 2016

Views and Simplification

I’ve been getting lots of questions on views lately. Must be something in the water.

Because SQL Server allows you to treat a view as if it was a table, lots of people pretty much assume that it is a table since they get to treat it that way. The… Read more

1 comments, 137 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 5 April 2016

Speaker of the Month: April 2016

THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOL POST!

Seriously.

My Speaker of the Month for April 2016 is Keith Tate (b|t) and his session at SQL Saturday Chicago called Profiler is Dead, Long Live Extended Events.

I actually suspected very strongly from the start of the… Read more

0 comments, 137 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 1 April 2016

Do You Teach Azure Data Platform?

I offer instruction on the Azure Data Platform, and have for about six years, since shortly after it came out. I started using Azure SQL Database (although it had a different name then) Day 1.

I know a few other people who don’t work for Microsoft, but have been actively… Read more

1 comments, 143 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 29 March 2016

Query Store and Optimize For Ad Hoc

I love presenting sessions because you get so many interesting questions. For example, what happens with Optimize for Ad Hoc when Query Store is enabled? Great question. I didn’t have the answer, so, on to testing.

For those who don’t know, Optimize for Ad Hoc is a mechanism for dealing… Read more

5 comments, 1,130 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 28 March 2016

Happy Dance!

I’m all like:

Because I saw this on an eval:

I’ve been trying to ramp up to take advantage of my MSDN subscription and haven’t known where to start. I don’t have that excuse now.

And then I was all like:

Because:

We are moving a lot of stuff to…

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4 comments, 151 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 25 March 2016

PASS Board 2016: Update #2

Time flies. I didn’t notice that I hadn’t posted an update in February.

There’s been a lot going on since I last posted! I’ve attended the executive committee meetings. I’ve also hosted my first board meetings and I took part in my first Town Hall. I’ve been working with PASS… Read more

0 comments, 115 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 24 March 2016

Cross Database Query in Azure SQL Database

You can’t query across databases in Azure SQL Database… or can you?

Let’s check. I’ve created two new databases on an existing server:

I’ve created two tables on each respective database:

CREATE TABLE dbo.DB1Table (
     ID INT IDENTITY(1, 1)
            NOT NULL
            PRIMARY KEY,
     Val VARCHAR(50)
    );


CREATE TABLE dbo.DB2Table (…

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10 comments, 889 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 21 March 2016

Opportunities To Talk

It’s weird being an introvert who likes to talk to people, but what can I do. I like talking to people. I have a number of upcoming trips, quite literally all over the world, that provide us with the opportunities to get together and have a chat.

First, I’ll be… Read more

2 comments, 168 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 17 March 2016

Leadership Lessons

Not for you, for me.

I’m sure you’ve heard the statement: Praise in public. Criticize in private.

I agree with this approach. However, I find it extremely difficult to do. It’s one of the fundamental proofs that all leadership, all life for that matter, is about constant practice and discipline.… Read more

1 comments, 1,401 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 14 March 2016

SQL Server Backups Are A Business Decision

Blog post #3 in support of Tim Ford’s (b|t) #iwanttohelp, #entrylevel

Read more about Tim’s challenge here.

It’s very easy to think of SQL Server backups as a technical problem. You have so much stuff going on, BACKUP DATABASE commands, recovery models, BACKUP LOG… Read more

1 comments, 1,384 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 7 March 2016

Speaker of the Month: March 2016

I’m finally getting back out to community events so I should be able to avoid giving this gigantic honor to professional speakers for a month or two. My Speaker of the Month for February 2016 is Ron Dameron (b|t)

I saw Ron’s presentation Monitoring & Alerting… Read more

3 comments, 153 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 4 March 2016

Wait Statistics in Azure SQL Database

You need to be aware that you’re going to see differences when you’re working with Azure SQL Database when it comes to wait statistics. If you’re running a v12 Azure SQL Database (and if you’re not, go fix it), you can run a query against sys.dm_os_wait_stats. Here’s the output for… Read more

4 comments, 675 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 29 February 2016

Query Store and Recompile

One of the many advantages of SQL Cruise is the ability to have enough time during a presentation to be able to answer questions from the people there in great detail. One question came up while I was showing the new functionality of Query Store (available soon in SQL Server… Read more

5 comments, 163 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 24 February 2016

Why Is The Server Slow?

This is blog post #2 in support of Tim Ford’s (b|t) #iwanttohelp, #entrylevel.

If you haven’t been working in SQL Server for very long, you may not have got this phone call yet, but you will:

Hi, yeah, the server is slow. Thanks. Bye.

Let’s pretend… Read more

1 comments, 2,190 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 22 February 2016

Azure SQL Database Error

I was on SQL Cruise where I was scheduled to present a session on Azure SQL Database. I recorded all my demonstrations before we went to sea, but, I planned to attempt to try live demo’s. Yeah, yeah. Well, anyway, I got a unique error when I attempted to connect: Read more

4 comments, 169 reads

Posted in The Scary DBA on 18 February 2016

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