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Posted Tuesday, January 28, 2014 7:31 AM


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Anyone got time and enthusiasm? (running low on the latter and it's almost time to go home)

A trigger that doesn't work: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1532595-1292-1.aspx
An IF statement that, well, ... http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1535345-1291-1.aspx



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Posted Tuesday, January 28, 2014 8:29 AM


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Anyone got time and enthusiasm? (running low on the latter and it's almost time to go home)

A trigger that doesn't work: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1532595-1292-1.aspx
An IF statement that, well, ... http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1535345-1291-1.aspx


Crystal Ball might be needed.....
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Posted Tuesday, January 28, 2014 8:48 AM
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Anyone got time and enthusiasm? (running low on the latter and it's almost time to go home)

A trigger that doesn't work: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1532595-1292-1.aspx
An IF statement that, well, ... http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1535345-1291-1.aspx


Crystal Ball might be needed.....

And we wonder why databases are slow.



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Posted Tuesday, January 28, 2014 8:55 AM


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Anyone got time and enthusiasm? (running low on the latter and it's almost time to go home)

A trigger that doesn't work: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1532595-1292-1.aspx
An IF statement that, well, ... http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1535345-1291-1.aspx


Crystal Ball might be needed.....


Grant has it.



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Posted Tuesday, January 28, 2014 11:10 AM


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Anyone got time and enthusiasm? (running low on the latter and it's almost time to go home)

A trigger that doesn't work: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1532595-1292-1.aspx
An IF statement that, well, ... http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1535345-1291-1.aspx


Crystal Ball might be needed.....


Grant has it.


And it must be screaming STAY AWAY!
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Posted Tuesday, January 28, 2014 1:14 PM


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Talking of Grant, did anyone see the picture of him on the SQLCruise yesterday- almost as red as the livery of that company he works for!

Rodders...



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Posted Wednesday, January 29, 2014 6:17 AM


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Talking of Grant, did anyone see the picture of him on the SQLCruise yesterday- almost as red as the livery of that company he works for!

Rodders...


Bring him to the Upper Midwest.
We could use something to radiate some heat into the freezer.

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Posted Wednesday, January 29, 2014 6:33 AM
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Talking of Grant, did anyone see the picture of him on the SQLCruise yesterday- almost as red as the livery of that company he works for!

Rodders...


Bring him to the Upper Midwest.
We could use something to radiate some heat into the freezer.

Yeah, really. After he heats up Minnesota, send him over to Michigan. I know we're not as cold as Northern Minnesota, but this is still cold for us. I hear *this* arctic blast is supposed to be ending and we're forecast to get up to a balmy 15 F later today. At least we didn't get 16" of snow the day before this one hit like we did with the last one. Given the lack of activity in the road commission around here, driving in the last one was just plain dangerous.



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Posted Wednesday, January 29, 2014 6:38 AM


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Could use some of that chill down here. We had a couple of weeks of 35 C+ (high for JHB). Seriously unpleasant.


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