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The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)
I will explain...

No, to explain will take too long. I will sum up.

The Nurse is on second.

The enemy's gait is down.



Huh?




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The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)
I will explain...

No, to explain will take too long. I will sum up.

The Nurse is on second.

The enemy's gait is down.



Huh?


If I've gotten the Nurse to second, the enemy's gait is definately down, as I've outpaced him. He only got to first with her.

Now, if I could just get her home... the final frontiers would fall to me.

Edit: Home, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship condom. It's five year mission: to seek out peace with the wife, explore strange new positions, and to boldly go where my children left years ago.



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The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)
I will explain...

No, to explain will take too long. I will sum up.

The Nurse is on second.

The enemy's gait is down.



Huh?


If I've gotten the Nurse to second, the enemy's gait is definately down, as I've outpaced him. He only got to first with her.

Now, if I could just get her home... the final frontiers would fall to me.

Edit: Home, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship condom. It's five year mission: to seek out peace with the wife, explore strange new positions, and to boldly go where my children left years ago.


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Hunh?



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Hunh?


Acronym from many moons ago on the thread.

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Posted Thursday, June 13, 2013 2:38 PM


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Hunh?


We've covered this before in The Thread. You need to go re-read it.

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Hunh?


We've covered this before in The Thread. You need to go re-read it.

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That is quite a bit of reading at over 40,000 posts.




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The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)
I will explain...

No, to explain will take too long. I will sum up.

The Nurse is on second.

The enemy's gait is down.



Huh?


When did The Doctor get a sex change?

If your own gait is down, step it up, Jason.




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The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)
I will explain...

No, to explain will take too long. I will sum up.

The Nurse is on second.

The enemy's gait is down.



Huh?


When did The Doctor get a sex change?

If your own gait is down, step it up, Jason.




Craig's response was far better




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