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Oh Query, Query, Query

I thought I would post this a bit early so everyone can memorize the words before Hanukka starts next week.

I have a little query
I wrote it in a day
And when it’s fixed and ready
My query I shall run

Oh, query, query, query
I wrote it in a day
And when it’s fixed and ready
My query shall be run

Oh, query, query, query
I tuned it how I could
And when it’s quick and speedy
I’ll run it when I should

Oh, query, query, query
I made you to be fast
And when you’re flipping ready
I’ll run you first in test

Oh, query, query, query
You’re getting kind of old
This query’s still unready
I think I have been trolled


My name is Kenneth Fisher and I am Senior DBA for a large (multi-national) insurance company. I have been working with databases for over 20 years starting with Clarion and Foxpro. I’ve been working with SQL Server for 12 years but have only really started “studying” the subject for the last 3. I don’t have any real "specialities" but I enjoy trouble shooting and teaching. Thus far I’ve earned by MCITP Database Administrator 2008, MCTS Database Administrator 2005, and MCTS Database Developer 2008. I’m currently studying for my MCITP Database Developer 2008 and should start in on the 2012 exams next year. My blog is at www.sqlstudies.com.


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