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Posted Friday, June 14, 2013 8:38 AM


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The Nurse is on second.

The enemy's gait is down.



Huh?


When did The Doctor get a sex change?

If your own gait is down, step it up, Jason.




Three years from now ago. You can download the episodes with DBCC Timewarp


"The Curse of Fatal Death" had a scene where the doctor was female. It was a parody episode made in 1999, not intended to be part of the real timeline, but was done by BBC which makes it legitimate (more than just a fan created short) even though it isn't really uhh... "real".
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You got close, Rod, and we'll give you a pass since you're not American.

Here's the lineup:
1st base: Who
2nd base: What
3rd base: I Don't Know
Left field: Why
Center field: Because
Pitcher: Tomorrow
Catcher: Today
Shortstop: I Don't Give a Damn
I don't think they ever named a right fielder, for some reason.


One story I heard was that Abott was supposed to be the right fielder. Don't recall where I heard this though...


I think people have inferred that over the years from some of the set-ups Abbott and Costello used in the various contexts they performed this sketch. Sometimes, Lou talked about wanting to know the players so he could speak to them if he saw them on the street, clearly placing him in the role of a fan, while other times the bit started with Lou about to take a trip to New York when Bud mentions that he is going with Lou because he has been offered a job managing the Yankees. Bud offhandedly mentions that the players have funny names and Lou takes the bait.

Maybe the absence of a right fielder in the lineup is a nod to the common perception of right field as a "throwaway" position that's not very important to the defense, useful as a spot in the lineup for a player whose hitting is important to the team but whose defensive skills may be suspect. For example, the Red Sox started to put Babe Ruth in right field to get him in the lineup more often as his hitting became so outstanding, and the Yankees moved him from pitcher to full-time right fielder so he could be an everyday player. Ruth was a decent, but not outstanding, outfielder - his fielding percentages were generally in the middle of the pack - but his bat was worth so much it didn't matter.


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I will explain...

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The Doctor is on first.

The enemy's gate is down.



You'll have to sum up with the Inigo Montoya t-shirt


I still need to watch that movie start to end some day. Bought it just for that purpose.
How can you not have seen that movie start to end? Wait - do you have six fingers!?


Or maybe he's just a Scicilian trying to beat you in a game of wits?


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I will explain...

No, to explain will take too long. I will sum up.

The Doctor is on first.

The enemy's gate is down.



You'll have to sum up with the Inigo Montoya t-shirt


I still need to watch that movie start to end some day. Bought it just for that purpose.
How can you not have seen that movie start to end? Wait - do you have six fingers!?


Or maybe he's just a Scicilian trying to beat you in a game of wits?


You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...


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I will explain...

No, to explain will take too long. I will sum up.

The Doctor is on first.

The enemy's gate is down.



You'll have to sum up with the Inigo Montoya t-shirt


I still need to watch that movie start to end some day. Bought it just for that purpose.
How can you not have seen that movie start to end? Wait - do you have six fingers!?


Or maybe he's just a Scicilian trying to beat you in a game of wits?


You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...


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I will explain...

No, to explain will take too long. I will sum up.

The Doctor is on first.

The enemy's gate is down.



You'll have to sum up with the Inigo Montoya t-shirt


I still need to watch that movie start to end some day. Bought it just for that purpose.
How can you not have seen that movie start to end? Wait - do you have six fingers!?


Or maybe he's just a Scicilian trying to beat you in a game of wits?


You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...


I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.


Just a few more posts and Jason won't need to watch the movie after all!

As you wish!
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I will explain...

No, to explain will take too long. I will sum up.

The Doctor is on first.

The enemy's gate is down.



You'll have to sum up with the Inigo Montoya t-shirt


I still need to watch that movie start to end some day. Bought it just for that purpose.
How can you not have seen that movie start to end? Wait - do you have six fingers!?


Or maybe he's just a Scicilian trying to beat you in a game of wits?


You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...


I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.


Just a few more posts and Jason won't need to watch the movie after all!

As you wish!


(I may not get this completely right, but...)

He's just mostly dead which is not the same as completely dead...



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