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Grant Fritchey
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Posted Wednesday, February 13, 2013 4:01 AM
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I think we're back to the Roadhouse rule set here. Be nice.
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Brandie Tarvin
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Grant Fritchey (2/13/2013)
I think we're back to the Roadhouse rule set here. Be nice.
And always keep a set of spare tires in the trunk.
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So,
the SQL Bits agenda has been released
, anyone going? I'm planning on grabbing a Friday ticket tomorrow morning, but unsure about the Saturday.
Not a DBA, just trying to learn
For better, quicker answers on T-SQL questions, click on the following...
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Brandie Tarvin
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I'm going to SQL Saturday in Omaha, NE. But I'm afraid that and the Jax (and probably Orlando) events are the only SQL Server related events I'll be able to afford.
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Grant Fritchey
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Cadavre (2/13/2013)
So,
the SQL Bits agenda has been released
, anyone going? I'm planning on grabbing a Friday ticket tomorrow morning, but unsure about the Saturday.
I'm presenting on Saturday. I'll be there on Friday. Steve is presenting on Friday (he made the big cut, I could only get into the Community Day). See you there! I'm really excited about making my first SQL Bits.
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Posted Wednesday, February 13, 2013 10:35 AM
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Grant Fritchey (2/13/2013)
Cadavre (2/13/2013)
So,
the SQL Bits agenda has been released
, anyone going? I'm planning on grabbing a Friday ticket tomorrow morning, but unsure about the Saturday.
I'm presenting on Saturday. I'll be there on Friday. Steve is presenting on Friday (he made the big cut, I could only get into the Community Day). See you there! I'm really excited about making my first SQL Bits.
Cool Grant, it will be good to see you over here again. Oh they have given you the early morning slot. Nice... I was room monitor during that slot for Mark Stacey. Remember stitting there with a bad, bad hangover, just hoping I didn't throw up
Rodders...
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rodjkidd (2/13/2013)
Remember stitting there with a bad, bad hangover, just hoping I didn't throw up
That sums up the sqlbits experience ;)
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Grant Fritchey
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Dave Ballantyne (2/13/2013)
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Remember stitting there with a bad, bad hangover, just hoping I didn't throw up
That sums up the sqlbits experience ;)
God I hope not. I have to be at the front of the room presenting.
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L' Eomot Inversé
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GilaMonster (2/13/2013)
Personally I find LMGTFY to be incredibly condescending, I'd feel quite insulted if someone gave me that kind of reply. I'll do the search for people if I don't think they are, but what I post is the link to the google search results.
Agree. I've never used LMGTFY and hope that I'll retain enough sense never to use it in the future. We can help people, we can teach people, but our teaching will fail if we insult them.
Tom
Que conclure à la fin de tous mes longs propos? C'est que les préjugés sont la raison des sots. (Voltaire, 1756)
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Jeff Moden
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RBarryYoung (2/8/2013)
Ewww, Tom! I hesitate to ask what "squat thrusts" must mean over there.
BWAAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAA!!!!! (clutching my sides and just blew a half dozen Cheerios out my nose!) Now THAT's funny!!!
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First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column."
For better, quicker answers on T-SQL questions, click on the following...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537/
For better answers on performance questions, click on the following...
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/SQLServerCentral/66909/
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