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Posted Friday, August 15, 2008 7:45 AM


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Who says you don't do your best thinking on the can?!?

:P IF MAX FILLFACTOR
IS TO TOP, THEN PUBLIC RULE
IS TO NOT DUMP NOW :P


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I'd be more concerned about the "can" influence, which might lead to this kind of thinking:

IF BACKUP EXISTS
TRIGGER DUMP PROCEDURE BY
ORDER OF USER

IF BACKUP EXISTS
TRIGGER DUMP PROCEDURE WITH
CHECK FOR DOUBLE DUMP

IF DUMP EXISTS THEN
REVOKE RIGHT FOR USER TO
DROP DUMP ON TABLE

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Posted Friday, August 15, 2008 8:51 AM


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Continuing along those lines...

Before flushing, Confucius Say:

AT DUMP COMPLETION
(ARRAY OF VARYING SIZE)
CHECK FOR BULK BLOB FIRST

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Posted Friday, August 15, 2008 9:03 AM


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Business break-room food etiquette:

LARGE FOREIGN OBJECT
LEFT ON PUBLIC TABLE IS
FOR GROUP COLLATION

col-la-tion (n): any light meal
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Posted Friday, August 15, 2008 9:42 AM


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"Relations" at work:

INSERT IN ADMIN
UNDER OR ON TABLE TOP
OVER AND OVER

AUTHORIZATION
TO INSERT INTO USER
AT WORK IS NOT REAL

For those of you that just lock yourself in your cube all day:
ISOLATION IS
INDICATOR OF PUBLIC
VIEW OF CHARACTER

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More "harmony" at work:
INPUT LENGTH IS KEY
TO COALESCE WITH ADMIN;
BEGIN FILLFACTOR

INSERT WITH ADMIN
NOT HAVING SOME CHARACTER;
CREATE ESCAPE PLAN

PLAN TO USE ROLLBACK
WHEN HAVING ADMIN NOT WITH
CHARACTER VALUES

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Posted Friday, August 15, 2008 10:21 AM


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Dude, we'd be scary together in the same workplace. :D
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Posted Friday, August 15, 2008 10:40 AM


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Advice only in West Virginia: (or your own neighboring hillbilly incestual state)

REPLICATION WITH
ANY RELATIVE CREATE
NO NEW LAST NAMES...NONE!

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Posted Friday, March 13, 2009 4:50 PM
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IF USER DENY TO BACKUP
KILL USER IDENTITY FOR GROUP AND ADMIN
DENY ANY ROLE AND EXIT



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Posted Friday, March 13, 2009 4:54 PM
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RBarryYoung (5/10/2008)
I call this "Presidential Campaign, 2008":

WAITFOR PRIMARY
SELECT
RIGHT IDENTITY
PRECISION IS ALL





I think this is the best so far.



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