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jburkman
Posted Friday, May 09, 2008 12:51 PM
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Many thanks to Derek Karpinski for providing the basis of this idea!

Let's have a haiku contest!

You can only use the Reserved Keywords for T-SQL (ms-help://MS.SQLCC.v9/MS.SQLSVR.v9.en/tsqlref9/html/ed8b3e27-6796-40f0-aef3-0cac5e0e2418.htm), and the non-fancy old 5-7-5 kind of Haiku.

Yes, it's a silly idea. But you may also see a keyword you didn't know existed and learn something new :D

I offer this hairball of creativity, posted earlier on a derail:

DENY SOME USER
IDENTITY IS SHUTDOWN
PRIMARY ESCAPE
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James Raddock
Posted Friday, May 09, 2008 1:08 PM
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I call this one "Bear Sterns"


DEFAULT TRANSACTION
CROSS PUBLIC DECLARE DUMP GROUP
USE TRIGGER DUMMY
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Posted Friday, May 09, 2008 2:22 PM
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What a fun idea!

LOAD CURRENT_USER
AUTHORIZATION UPDATE ALL
BROWSE NOT WITH CONSTRAINT
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RBarryYoung
Posted Saturday, May 10, 2008 12:33 AM


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I call this "Presidential Campaign, 2008":

WAITFOR PRIMARY
SELECT RIGHT IDENTITY
PRECISION IS ALL

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Posted Monday, May 12, 2008 8:28 AM


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Very nice! I like that one.






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Posted Monday, May 12, 2008 4:30 PM


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Christopher Stobbs
Posted Friday, June 06, 2008 10:01 AM


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CHECK DUMMY IN GROUP
AUTHORIZATION DENY
TRY SAVE DUMMY NOT

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Adonia Delavigne-521648
Posted Tuesday, June 24, 2008 9:30 PM


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public statistics
trigger off foreign values
convert user view
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Adonia Delavigne-521648
Posted Tuesday, June 24, 2008 9:36 PM


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escape outer view
cascade is like cross current
primary break between
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KenSimmons
Posted Tuesday, June 24, 2008 9:49 PM


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DROP DATABASE FILE
IF NO BACKUP TO RESTORE
BEGIN TO DENY

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