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Posted Tuesday, August 29, 2006 10:45 AM
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Posted Monday, September 4, 2006 10:44 AM


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Well done!

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Posted Monday, September 4, 2006 12:17 PM
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I must say it was quite inspiring

 

Post #306113
Posted Monday, September 4, 2006 2:28 PM


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Very good, a pretty thing to read after a full day of hard work.

Post #306122
Posted Monday, September 4, 2006 5:45 PM


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The DBA died

Server performance increased

What was he doing?

 

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Post #306143
Posted Wednesday, September 6, 2006 9:00 AM
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"The degree of normality in a database is inversely proportional to that of its DBA"
Post #306556
Posted Wednesday, September 6, 2006 9:01 AM
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I Came. I Saw. I Normalized.
Post #306557
Posted Tuesday, September 4, 2007 2:06 AM
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Still funny a year later!  Just what I needed to 'zen out' after a hellish journey to work during a London Tube strike.
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Posted Tuesday, September 4, 2007 9:05 AM
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Brilliant! I must write some, I love humorous haiku!
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