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Posted Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:28 PM
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What did the one SQL table say to the other SQL table at the bar this past Friday night?

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Posted Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:30 PM
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SQL_ME_RICH (7/3/2012)
What did the one SQL table say to the other SQL table at the bar this past Friday night?



Sorry, that's an old one that's been on this site before...unless you've come up with a new response.

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Posted Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:32 PM


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What did the one SQL table say to the other SQL table at the bar this past Friday night?



Sorry, that's an old one that's been on this site before...unless you've come up with a new response.

'Mind if I JOIN you?'

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Shoot I was going to say "I am now leaving, I have no interest in JOINing this conversation".


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Posted Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:33 PM
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heheheheheheheheeeee!

I know Gail is going to come out here and clobber me for such rubbish before it's over, but I want this to be fun.



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Posted Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:35 PM
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So get your fun and creative caps on, and lets think of, create, and share some new ones.
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Posted Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:39 PM
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So on the basis of this first joke - were there any follow-ups to them forming a UNION?

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Posted Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:43 PM


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Or perhaps INTERSECTing?



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Posted Tuesday, July 3, 2012 5:41 PM
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Lynn Pettis (7/3/2012)
Or perhaps INTERSECTing?




Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Lynn! That's dangerously close to an INSERT!



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Posted Monday, July 16, 2012 3:06 PM


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Is this the right place to demonstrate how good is greater than evil, just by using SQL?


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Posted Tuesday, July 17, 2012 3:43 PM


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Is this the right place to demonstrate how good is greater than evil, just by using SQL?


i would like to see that



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