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  • August 20, 2017 at 7:24 pm

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    patrickmcginnis59 10839 - Thursday, August 17, 2017 7:39 AM

    djackson 22568 - Monday, August 19, 2013 9:25 AM

    Our help desk reinstalls Java multiple times a day. Every time I walk by during an install, if the "3 billion devices run Java" screen is up, you can hear them muttering "yeah, and 3 billion devices no longer work!"

    My favorite quote is (paraphrased) "first you have a problem, then you then try to solve it with java, now you have a problem factory."

    (I know, replying to an old post)

    BWAAA-HAAAAA-HAAAA!!!!  SPOM!  ROFLMAO!  😉  Best laugh I've had in months!  I have someone that I'm going to use that on tomorrow morning during scrum!  It happens to be my boss but, what the hell... I was looking for a job when I found this one. 😉

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)