David O (3/24/2014)
Does anyone else every have day's when they feel like there the audit team's secretary (I could you another word but it is a family show)?Run this query for me?
What does this mean?
What that value for?
Can you format the results like this?
Can you explain that to me again for the 3,213 time?
Starbuck's is down the street, Venti vanilla, two shots with soy!
UGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
:w00t:
I had to go through SOX audits at my last job, and most of the time the auditors were 20-somethings right out of college with zero experience in database design or SQL. I'd often get code copied and pasted from the web with a request to 'run this and send me the output in Excel'. Often times the code was from SQL 2000 or a couple of times not even MS SQL. Then we'd get requests for screenshots because they never knew how to ask for what they needed. Screen shots don't easily show securities through roles and so forth, but hey whatever to make them happy at the end of the day I guess.