Hi, Tom,

can you imagine my joy when I first thought to have found another worshipper of Vogon poetry? And my disappointment when I realized that this was no Vogon, but a mere mundane language up to now unknown to me? Gaelic... 🙁

...but of course wonderful, too!

😉

Well, give me some time; I hope to present you a very special Vogon piece of artistry. I just suffer from some difficulties: Import restrictions (potential life threatening devices are not willingly welcomed), duty, tolls and taxes, you know...