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Steve Jones - SSC Editor
Steve Jones - SSC Editor
Posted Monday, May 03, 2010 8:56 PM
SSC-Dedicated
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Comments posted to this topic are about the item
This Can't Happen
Follow me on Twitter:
@way0utwest
Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help
Post #915053
Tom Brown
Tom Brown
Posted Tuesday, May 04, 2010 5:08 AM
Ten Centuries
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Last Login: Tuesday, May 14, 2013 5:16 AM
Points: 1,196,
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Tell us more about your role as 'the BOFH'
Post #915196
OCTom
OCTom
Posted Tuesday, May 04, 2010 6:33 AM
SSCrazy
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Tom Brown (5/4/2010)
Tell us more about your role as 'the BOFH'
Yes. Please do tell more about BOFH. Like, what does it stand for?
Post #915243
Steve Jones - SSC Editor
Steve Jones - SSC Editor
Posted Tuesday, May 04, 2010 7:21 AM
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It's hot linked, but it's Back Office Administrator from Hell:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/odds/bofh/
Follow me on Twitter:
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Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help
Post #915276
Luke L
Luke L
Posted Tuesday, May 04, 2010 8:00 AM
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Steve Jones - Editor (5/4/2010)
It's hot linked, but it's Back Office Administrator from Hell:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/odds/bofh/
Really, I always thought BOFH stood for
something else
...
To help us help you
read this
For better help with performance problems please
read this
Post #915322
nelsonj-902869
nelsonj-902869
Posted Tuesday, May 04, 2010 8:25 AM
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....I knew those USB sticks would get us in trouble at some time.....oh for a 5Tb stick!!
BOFH...that's good...thanks Luke.
Post #915354
Steve Jones - SSC Editor
Steve Jones - SSC Editor
Posted Tuesday, May 04, 2010 8:27 AM
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Last Login: Today @ 3:26 PM
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Yeah, that's it. I think I've been working with MS Server products too long.
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Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help
Post #915357
SQLRNNR
SQLRNNR
Posted Tuesday, May 04, 2010 12:30 PM
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nelsonj-902869 (5/4/2010)
....I knew those USB sticks would get us in trouble at some time.....oh for a 5Tb stick!!
BOFH...that's good...thanks Luke.
A 5Tb stick would be great. Imagine all of the scripts you could store on that thing.
Jason
AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
I have given a name to my pain...
MCM SQL Server 2008
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw
Posting Data Etiquette - Jeff Moden
Hidden RBAR - Jeff Moden
VLFs and the Tran Log - Kimberly Tripp
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Conan The Canadian
Conan The Canadian
Posted Tuesday, May 04, 2010 2:16 PM
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I used to love reading BOFH back when I did tech support for a major telephone company that currently employs Luke Wilson.
I think the PFY would have added that security though... :)
Kev
-=Conan The Canadian=-
www.kevinconan.com
Kev -=Conan The Canadian=-
@ConanTheCdn
Post #915648
Trey Staker
Trey Staker
Posted Tuesday, May 04, 2010 3:27 PM
Ten Centuries
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Last Login: Wednesday, May 01, 2013 4:52 PM
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I completely forgot about the BOFH. Thanks for the giggle remembering the different episodes.
The bug also worries me a bit auditing is supposed to be bullet proof...just ask my internal auditors.
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