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Posted Thursday, April 1, 2010 3:34 AM
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Beautifully done!

Now what about a latin motto for the SSC site?

Here's a kick-off:

Per Ardua ad infinitum (most people's T-SQL programming experience)
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Posted Thursday, April 1, 2010 3:44 AM


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Awesome. Love the latter half.
They will expect to see various diagrams an code such as this.

psychological research has shown that some people will only read the first few words of the paragraph so we can no afford to lapse into Latin





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Posted Thursday, April 1, 2010 4:42 AM
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funny article!
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Posted Thursday, April 1, 2010 4:46 AM


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Posted Thursday, April 1, 2010 5:41 AM


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Nice one Steve!

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Posted Thursday, April 1, 2010 7:00 AM


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Good one! You had my heart rate going there for a minute...

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Posted Thursday, April 1, 2010 7:06 AM
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Does this mean that there is now only one data type in SQL Server? Thank God! I was never very good at choosing the right type, and all that CASTing and CONVERTing really cluttered up my code. This will really clean up my code, but could threaten my job security.
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Posted Thursday, April 1, 2010 7:12 AM
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Well, you got me. I never saw it coming, and I am a big April Fools prankster. You suck!
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Posted Thursday, April 1, 2010 7:14 AM


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Paul Randal (4/1/2010)
Nice one Steve!


Just so you know, this was inspired by Mrs. Tripp's index writing. We were trying to copy her style.







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Posted Thursday, April 1, 2010 7:17 AM
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