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Decoding the SQL Server Index Structure
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Decoding the SQL Server Index Structure
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Adam Aspin
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Posted Thursday, April 01, 2010 3:34 AM
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Beautifully done!
Now what about a latin motto for the SSC site?
Here's a kick-off:
Per Ardua ad infinitum
(most people's T-SQL programming experience)
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GilaMonster
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Posted Thursday, April 01, 2010 3:44 AM
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Awesome. Love the latter half.
They will expect to see various diagrams an code such as this.
psychological research has shown that some people will only read the first few words of the paragraph so we can no afford to lapse into Latin
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008, MVP
SQL In The Wild
: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
We walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
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ziangij
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Posted Thursday, April 01, 2010 4:42 AM
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funny article!
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Paul White
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Posted Thursday, April 01, 2010 4:46 AM
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Amusing
Paul White
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Paul Randal
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Posted Thursday, April 01, 2010 5:41 AM
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Nice one Steve!
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TravisDBA
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Posted Thursday, April 01, 2010 7:00 AM
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Good one!
You had my heart rate going there for a minute...
"Technology is a weird thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. ...
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Daniel Bowlin
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Posted Thursday, April 01, 2010 7:06 AM
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Does this mean that there is now only one data type in SQL Server? Thank God! I was never very good at choosing the right type, and all that CASTing and CONVERTing really cluttered up my code. This will really clean up my code, but could threaten my job security.
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john.w.walker
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Posted Thursday, April 01, 2010 7:12 AM
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Well, you got me. I never saw it coming, and I am a big April Fools prankster. You suck!
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Steve Jones - SSC Editor
Steve Jones - SSC Editor
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Paul Randal (4/1/2010)
Nice one Steve!
Just so you know, this was inspired by Mrs. Tripp's index writing. We were trying to copy her style.
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Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help
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SalvageDog
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I'm not laughing
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