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Posted Thursday, January 14, 2010 3:48 PM
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I should try that more often
Very funny once again.





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GAH!!

Huh, didn't work this time.
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is now printed and taped to my desk!
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Ray K (2/3/2010)
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is now printed and taped to my desk!


I need to do that too.




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Posted Wednesday, February 3, 2010 3:48 PM
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Just between us, I had another version of this in which the performance accelerant was, um, breaking wind, but the editor didn't think it was family-friendly or something.
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If the wind ain't broke... don't fix it.

Nice article. I'm using synonyms like so many others.

It works better with SQL Compare.


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Just between us, I had another version of this in which the performance accelerant was, um, breaking wind, but the editor didn't think it was family-friendly or something.


That would have been funny too.




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Best performance tip I've read all week
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Haha Gah GAH !!!!!! I want more fast...


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