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Raw Materials - Performance Acceleration
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gonickl
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Posted Thursday, January 14, 2010 3:48 PM
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SQLRNNR
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Posted Wednesday, February 03, 2010 12:36 AM
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I should try that more often
Very funny once again.
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Scott Arendt
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Posted Wednesday, February 03, 2010 7:02 AM
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GAH!!
Huh, didn't work this time.
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Ray K
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Posted Wednesday, February 03, 2010 3:33 PM
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is now printed and taped to my desk!
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SQLRNNR
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Posted Wednesday, February 03, 2010 3:40 PM
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Ray K (2/3/2010)
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is now printed and taped to my desk!
I need to do that too.
Jason
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I have given a name to my pain...
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gonickl
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Posted Wednesday, February 03, 2010 3:48 PM
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Just between us, I had another version of this in which the performance accelerant was, um, breaking wind, but the editor didn't think it was family-friendly or something.
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SQLBOT
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Posted Wednesday, February 03, 2010 4:03 PM
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If the wind ain't broke... don't fix it.
Nice article. I'm using synonyms like so many others.
It works better with SQL Compare.
Craig Outcalt
Tips for new DBAs:
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Career/64632
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http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Authors/Articles/Craig_Outcalt/560258
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gonickl (2/3/2010)
Just between us, I had another version of this in which the performance accelerant was, um, breaking wind, but the editor didn't think it was family-friendly or something.
That would have been funny too.
Jason
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I have given a name to my pain...
MCM SQL Server 2008
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Hidden RBAR - Jeff Moden
VLFs and the Tran Log - Kimberly Tripp
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jts_2003
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Posted Friday, February 05, 2010 9:22 AM
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Best performance tip I've read all week
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Haha Gah GAH !!!!!! I want more fast...
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