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CptCrusty1
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Posted Tuesday, December 11, 2012 4:20 PM
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Oh.... Wow... I have a friend that can't stop his team in India from calling him Brain.... I'm sure you can figure that one out...
I'll have to tell you how I got the moniker of Crusty.... D'OH! and that is a hint....
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GilaMonster (12/11/2012)
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Gail, I once asked you why you're called Gila Monster.
Old story.
Gail
Gila
Notice the letter ordering. Now add a friend with a mild typing problem (typed faster with her right hand than her left) and you have a nickname.
A perplexing enigma now demystified.
No loops! No CURSORs! No RBAR! Hoo-uh!
INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
Need to UNPIVOT? Why not CROSS APPLY VALUES instead?
Since random numbers are too important to be left to chance, let's generate some!
Are you too recursively challenged?
Splitting strings based on patterns can be fast!
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