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Posted Thursday, November 22, 2012 3:22 AM


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Example:

DECLARE @meateater char(1)

-- Change if you like to eat dead things
SET @meateater = 'N'

IF @meateater = 'N'
SELECT STUFF('Free_delicious_turkeys',6,9,'all_the_poor')
ELSE
SELECT STUFF('Free_delicious_turkeys',1,4,'Eat_all_the')


Happy Thanksgiving USA!

Go Pats!

Now back to work...
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Posted Thursday, November 22, 2012 3:26 AM


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May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
and your pies take the prize,
and may your Thanksgiving dinner
stay off your thighs!

*****Happy Thanksgiving to all*****
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Posted Thursday, November 22, 2012 3:34 AM
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Happy thanksgiving :)
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Posted Thursday, November 22, 2012 4:42 AM


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Happy Thanksgiving.
COUNT carefully the turkeys!




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Posted Thursday, November 22, 2012 6:31 AM


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sqlnaive (11/22/2012)
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
and your pies take the prize,
and may your Thanksgiving dinner
stay off your thighs!

*****Happy Thanksgiving to all*****


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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

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Posted Thursday, November 22, 2012 7:01 AM
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I would have thougt COUNT would have been more appropriate.
It's a time to COUNT your blessings and give thanks.

So ... Happy Thanksgiving !!!
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Posted Thursday, November 22, 2012 8:29 AM


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Happy Thanksgiving to all!


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Posted Thursday, November 22, 2012 10:45 AM


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Happy Thanksgiving for the US folks, filled with alot of turkey and some other delicious STUFF for the dinner
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Posted Thursday, November 22, 2012 11:29 AM
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After STUFFing comes the ROLLBACK into the bed!
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Posted Friday, November 23, 2012 9:15 AM
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Happy belated Thanksgiving. STUFF() is an understatement.
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