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sipas
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Posted Thursday, November 22, 2012 3:22 AM
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Example:
DECLARE @meateater char(1)
-- Change if you like to eat dead things
SET @meateater = 'N'
IF @meateater = 'N'
SELECT STUFF('Free_delicious_turkeys',6,9,'all_the_poor')
ELSE
SELECT STUFF('Free_delicious_turkeys',1,4,'Eat_all_the')
Happy Thanksgiving USA!
Go Pats!
Now back to work...
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sqlnaive
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Posted Thursday, November 22, 2012 3:26 AM
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May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
and your pies take the prize,
and may your Thanksgiving dinner
stay off your thighs!
*****Happy Thanksgiving to all*****
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kalyani.k478
kalyani.k478
Posted Thursday, November 22, 2012 3:34 AM
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Happy thanksgiving :)
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honza.mf
honza.mf
Posted Thursday, November 22, 2012 4:42 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving.
COUNT carefully the turkeys!
See, understand, learn, try, use efficient
© Dr.Plch
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bitbucket-25253
bitbucket-25253
Posted Thursday, November 22, 2012 6:31 AM
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sqlnaive (11/22/2012)
May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
and your pies take the prize,
and may your Thanksgiving dinner
stay off your thighs!
*****Happy Thanksgiving to all*****
+1
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Ron
Please help us, help you -before posting a question please
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Before posting a performance problem please
read
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michel.lesieur 60804
michel.lesieur 60804
Posted Thursday, November 22, 2012 7:01 AM
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I would have thougt COUNT would have been more appropriate.
It's a time to COUNT your blessings and give thanks.
So ... Happy Thanksgiving !!!
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D.Oc
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Posted Thursday, November 22, 2012 8:29 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving to all!
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"It takes 15 minutes to learn the game and a lifetime to master"
"Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality."
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Narud
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Posted Thursday, November 22, 2012 10:45 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving for the US folks, filled with alot of turkey and some other delicious STUFF for the dinner
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skumar 92227
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Posted Thursday, November 22, 2012 11:29 AM
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After STUFFing comes the ROLLBACK into the bed!
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Andre Ranieri
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Posted Friday, November 23, 2012 9:15 AM
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Happy belated Thanksgiving. STUFF() is an understatement.
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