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  • April 19, 2018 at 7:34 am

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    - Master, why am I not good at SQL?
    - Have you seen the sunset from the mountain?
    - Yes, master
    - Have you seen a bird soaring the skyes?
    - Yes, master
    - Have you admired the moon and the stars in a clear night?
    - Yes, master
    - Have you noticed? You keep distracting yourself with nonsense instead of learning and practicing.

    Luis C.
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