Ray K (12/1/2016)

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Went on a trip a few weeks ago. Concerned about getting there safely, I asked a friend what to do. He told me, "just follow the signs, and you'll be fine."

So I set out. The first sign I saw was, "CLEAN RESTROOMS -- NEXT 500 MILES."

I finally made it to my destination about a week later, after going through 250 rolls of paper towels, 300 cans of Ajax, 95 bottles of toilet bowl cleaner, and 70 bottles of Windex.