Jeff Moden (10/23/2016)
The difference between Zombies and Clowns is simple. Zombies are external sources. Clowns are internal. 😉
A disgruntled DBA is the equivalent of a zombie clown with a suitcase full of chaos monkeys.
"Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise. Instead, seek what they sought." - Matsuo Basho