• This code would make a handy little inline table valued function.

    It currently filters out everything but letters and numbers.

    Fairly quick, too.

    declare @find varchar(50) = 'SET NOCOUNT ON'

    declare @txt varchar(max) =

    'Come and listen to my story bout a man named Jed

    A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed SET

    NOCOUNT ON And then one day he was

    shootin at some food, when up through the ground come

    a-bubblin crude.';

    set statistics time on;

    with test as (select top(len(@txt)) ''+substring(@txt,N,1) as txtchar

    from vtally)

    SELECT 'EXISTS'

    WHERE (select ''+txtchar

    from test

    where txtchar BETWEEN 'A' and 'Z'

    or txtchar BETWEEN '0' and '9'

    FOR XML PATH(''), TYPE).value('./text()[1]', 'varchar(max)')

    LIKE '%'+REPLACE(@find,Space(1),Space(0))+'%'

    set statistics time off;

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