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  • Eirikur Eiriksson (9/14/2015)


    Wayne West (9/14/2015)


    Matt Miller (#4) (9/14/2015)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (9/14/2015)


    Jeff Moden (9/14/2015)


    Eirikur Eiriksson (9/13/2015)


    Using heap to speed the inserts is like a very bad Credit Card deal, no transaction fees but X000% Annual interest rate:pinch:

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    Jeff Moden (9/12/2015)


    It's a really good thing that I don't live within driving distance of that, ummm... person.

    Jeff, what happened to the PoIP (Porkchop over IP) you were working on?:-D

    I decided to go whole hog on a new porkchop launcher project, instead πŸ˜€

    That's quite "striking":hehe:

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    That's not bad but still - it's a medium range delivery system. You might consider thinking about adapting "cruise porkchops" onto the upcoming Navy platform (I think this would be dubbed LRASM-P given the current funding from defense dept). cruising speed is 2.8M. and effective range in the 3-5K miles.

    There is a Titan II silo south of Tucson in Green Valley. I don't think it would be too difficult to retrofit it to deliver a porcine package. Of course fueling and launching it, much less making sure that all world powers know that you're only delivering a porkchop, albeit in a rather aggressive manner, and that you're not lobbing a nuke. Though there are probably times when the nuke might be the appropriate response: after all, if you can throw it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure. πŸ˜€

    Someone has leaked the details

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    Peppa Pig jigsaw. Nice πŸ˜‰

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