Lynn Pettis (5/29/2015)
We know that the Crystal Ball shows nothing but the clouds, but where is the silver spoon?< rant >
I am still amazed at how many people have to have things spelled out for them.
< /rant >
Right there with you.
Worse though are the people that don't read your instructions and/or don't answer the questions but hare off and make changes based on incomplete information and inadequate understanding only to report "Sorry mate, that didn't work."
NO FRIGGING KIDDING SWEETHEART! Since you didn't bother to do a darned thing I suggested you're looking at my "shocked face" that it didn't work.
That sound you hear is not the tectonic plates shifting, it's just my teeth grinding.
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- Theodore Roosevelt
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