Gary Varga (3/27/2015)
dwain.c (3/26/2015)
-- Whilst I'm a consultant named Jack
-- I swear that I'll never be back
-- Removing this code
-- Causes server overload
-- Despite you're thinking its a hack.
See what I mean?
Well, quite frankly the chap's English is appalling. I mean "Despite you're thinking its a hack." Really!!! Shocking grammar. The limerick has an element of wit about it and were it not for the lack of professionalism and the total inappropriateness of it then I would have thought it a worthwhile endeavour i.e. C- for effort.
(Now for everyone else to have a pop at my grammar!!! ;-))
As a side note I like limericks and find their history fascinating and can be traced back to C13th.
The standard form of a limerick is a stanza of five lines, with the first, second and fifth rhyming with one another and having three feet of three syllables each; and the shorter third and fourth lines also rhyming with each other, but having only two feet of three syllables. The defining "foot" of a limerick's meter is usually the anapaest, but catalexis (missing a weak syllable at the beginning of a line) and extra-syllable rhyme (which adds an extra unstressed syllable) can make limericks appear amphibrachic .
But more important is the fact the vicars rhymes with knickers.
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