It seems unlikely that someone can help you here. It's not that we're not willing to, it's only that most of us don't have the technical knowledge to do so.
http://forums.mysql.com/
Luis C.
General Disclaimer:
Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?
How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2