Perhaps we should ask them to change the title? 'Retired' always reminds me of elasticated waists, comfortable shoes and matching anoraks. Not to mention 'going for a good walk in the country', too many details of medical appointments and moaning about the weather (though I might have a point there!).

What else could we call it? 'T Rex Preservation Society' or 'Diplodocus R Us'?

Or 'Facts you thought you never needed to know but actually are useful'