The DBA's Twelve Days of Christmas On the first day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me A table with a primary key On the second day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me Two Foreign Keys, and A table with a primary key On the third day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me Three stored procs Two Foreign Keys, and A table with a primary key On the fourth day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me Four database roles Three stored procs Two Foreign Keys, and A table with a primary key On the fifth day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me Five execution plans Four database roles Three stored procs Two Foreign Keys, and A table with a primary key On the sixth day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me Six unnested views Five execution plans Four database roles Three stored procs Two Foreign Keys, and A table with a primary key On the seventh day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me Seven maintenance jobs Six unnested views Five execution plans Four database roles Three stored procs Two Foreign Keys, and A table with a primary key On the eighth day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me Eight tables to remove Seven maintenance jobs Six unnested views Five execution plans Four database roles Three stored procs Two Foreign Keys, and A table with a primary key On the ninth day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me Nine unit tests Eight tables to remove Seven maintenance jobs Six unnested views Five execution plans Four database roles Three stored procs Two Foreign Keys, and A table with a primary key On the 10th day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me Ten database containers Nine unit tests Eight tables to remove Seven maintenance jobs Six unnested views Five execution plans Four database roles Three stored procs Two Foreign Keys, and A table with a primary key On the 11th day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me Eleven Extended Events Ten database containers Nine unit tests Eight tables to remove Seven maintenance jobs Six unnested views Five execution plans Four database roles Three stored procs Two Foreign Keys, and A table with a primary key On the 12th day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me Twelve tickets already closed Eleven Extended Events Ten database containers Nine unit tests Eight tables to remove Seven maintenance jobs Six unnested views Five execution plans Four database roles Three stored procs Two Foreign Keys, and A table with a primary key Steve Jones - SSC Editor Join the debate, and respond to today's editorial on the forums |