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    That will give you the right to be free


    Hugo Kornelis, SQL Server/Data Platform MVP (2006-2016)
    Visit my SQL Server blog: https://sqlserverfast.com/blog/
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    Freedom

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    William (Wallace)

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    Semantically, you ALWAYS have the right to be free but sometimes you have to fight to be able to exercise that right. 😉

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.
    "Change is inevitable... change for the better is not".

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
    Intro to Tally Tables and Functions

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    That will give you the right to be free

    Semantically, you ALWAYS have the right to be free but sometimes you have to fight to be able to exercise that right. 😉

    Semantically (and socially) you also always have the right to be expensive, and sometimes you have to fight to excercise that right (the alternative is to work for peauts). :hehe:

    Tom

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    That will give you the right to be free

    Semantically, you ALWAYS have the right to be free but sometimes you have to fight to be able to exercise that right. 😉

    Semantically (and socially) you also always have the right to be expensive, and sometimes you have to fight to excercise that right (the alternative is to work for peauts). :hehe:

    Walnut

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    TomThomson (7/24/2016)


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    whereisSQL? (7/22/2016)


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    Ed Wagner (7/22/2016)


    Luis Cazares (7/22/2016)


    Grumpy DBA (7/22/2016)


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    Ed Wagner (7/22/2016)


    Luis Cazares (7/22/2016)


    crookj (7/22/2016)


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    Rainbow

    Pot o' gold

    leprechaun

    Irish

    Pub

    Brawl

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    That will give you the right to be free

    Semantically, you ALWAYS have the right to be free but sometimes you have to fight to be able to exercise that right. 😉

    Semantically (and socially) you also always have the right to be expensive, and sometimes you have to fight to excercise that right (the alternative is to work for peauts). :hehe:

    Walnut

    Squirrel

    Luis C.
    General Disclaimer:
    Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

    How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2
  • Luis Cazares (7/26/2016)


    djj (7/26/2016)


    TomThomson (7/24/2016)


    Jeff Moden (7/24/2016)


    Hugo Kornelis (7/22/2016)


    Ed Wagner (7/22/2016)


    djj (7/22/2016)


    whereisSQL? (7/22/2016)


    crookj (7/22/2016)


    Ed Wagner (7/22/2016)


    Luis Cazares (7/22/2016)


    Grumpy DBA (7/22/2016)


    Revenant (7/22/2016)


    Ed Wagner (7/22/2016)


    Luis Cazares (7/22/2016)


    crookj (7/22/2016)


    Red

    Blue

    Sky

    Rainbow

    Pot o' gold

    leprechaun

    Irish

    Pub

    Brawl

    Fisticuff

    Fight

    That will give you the right to be free

    Semantically, you ALWAYS have the right to be free but sometimes you have to fight to be able to exercise that right. 😉

    Semantically (and socially) you also always have the right to be expensive, and sometimes you have to fight to excercise that right (the alternative is to work for peauts). :hehe:

    Walnut

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