T-SQL Haiku

  • Keller-795887

    Say Hey Kid

    Points: 689

    Who says you don't do your best thinking on the can?!?

    😛 IF MAX FILLFACTOR

    IS TO TOP, THEN PUBLIC RULE

    IS TO NOT DUMP NOW 😛

  • sgmunson

    SSC Guru

    Points: 110433

    I'd be more concerned about the "can" influence, which might lead to this kind of thinking:

    IF BACKUP EXISTS

    TRIGGER DUMP PROCEDURE BY

    ORDER OF USER

    IF BACKUP EXISTS

    TRIGGER DUMP PROCEDURE WITH

    CHECK FOR DOUBLE DUMP

    IF DUMP EXISTS THEN

    REVOKE RIGHT FOR USER TO

    DROP DUMP ON TABLE

    Steve

    (aka smunson)

    :Whistling::Whistling::Whistling:

    Steve
    ‌(aka sgmunson)
    ‌:) 🙂 🙂
    Health & Nutrition

  • Keller-795887

    Say Hey Kid

    Points: 689

    Continuing along those lines...

    Before flushing, Confucius Say:

    AT DUMP COMPLETION

    (ARRAY OF VARYING SIZE)

    CHECK FOR BULK BLOB FIRST

  • Keller-795887

    Say Hey Kid

    Points: 689

    Business break-room food etiquette:

    LARGE FOREIGN OBJECT

    LEFT ON PUBLIC TABLE IS

    FOR GROUP COLLATION

    col-la-tion (n): any light meal

  • Keller-795887

    Say Hey Kid

    Points: 689

    "Relations" at work:

    INSERT IN ADMIN

    UNDER OR ON TABLE TOP

    OVER AND OVER

    AUTHORIZATION

    TO INSERT INTO USER

    AT WORK IS NOT REAL

    For those of you that just lock yourself in your cube all day:

    ISOLATION IS

    INDICATOR OF PUBLIC

    VIEW OF CHARACTER

  • sgmunson

    SSC Guru

    Points: 110433

    More "harmony" at work:

    INPUT LENGTH IS KEY

    TO COALESCE WITH ADMIN;

    BEGIN FILLFACTOR

    INSERT WITH ADMIN

    NOT HAVING SOME CHARACTER;

    CREATE ESCAPE PLAN

    PLAN TO USE ROLLBACK

    WHEN HAVING ADMIN NOT WITH

    CHARACTER VALUES

    Steve

    (aka smunson)

    :D:D:D

    Steve
    ‌(aka sgmunson)
    ‌:) 🙂 🙂
    Health & Nutrition

  • Keller-795887

    Say Hey Kid

    Points: 689

    Dude, we'd be scary together in the same workplace. 😀

  • Keller-795887

    Say Hey Kid

    Points: 689

    Advice only in West Virginia: (or your own neighboring hillbilly incestual state)

    REPLICATION WITH

    ANY RELATIVE CREATE

    NO NEW LAST NAMES...NONE!

  • Amit Lohia

    SSCertifiable

    Points: 6104

    IF USER DENY TO BACKUP

    KILL USER IDENTITY FOR GROUP AND ADMIN

    DENY ANY ROLE AND EXIT


    Kindest Regards,

    Amit Lohia

  • Amit Lohia

    SSCertifiable

    Points: 6104

    RBarryYoung (5/10/2008)


    I call this "Presidential Campaign, 2008":

    [font="Courier New"]WAITFOR PRIMARY

    SELECT RIGHT IDENTITY

    PRECISION IS ALL

    [/font]

    I think this is the best so far.


    Kindest Regards,

    Amit Lohia

  • RBarryYoung

    SSC Guru

    Points: 143327

    Amit Lohia (3/13/2009)


    RBarryYoung (5/10/2008)


    I call this "Presidential Campaign, 2008":

    [font="Courier New"]WAITFOR PRIMARY

    SELECT RIGHT IDENTITY

    PRECISION IS ALL

    [/font]

    I think this is the best so far.

    Thanks, Amit!

    [font="Times New Roman"]-- RBarryYoung[/font], [font="Times New Roman"] (302)375-0451[/font] blog: MovingSQL.com, Twitter: @RBarryYoung[font="Arial Black"]
    Proactive Performance Solutions, Inc.
    [/font]
    [font="Verdana"] "Performance is our middle name."[/font]

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