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SQLSaturday Bloopers

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Steve Jones
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Steve,

SQL Saturday #42 takes place in Columbus, Ohio on June 26, 2010 and we'd love to have you here bloopers or not.:-D
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Thanks for the invite. I'll have to see if I can make that one.

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Hey Steve, I'm registered for #39 in NYC. Don't suppose you'll swing by that one, will you? ;-)

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This is why Obama uses a teleprompter. Or you could always scribble an outline on your palm...

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Steve, you should totally get yourself a movie clapper (clapper board, clap slate, whatever you want to call it) instead of counting down. :-) (Not that you have a problem with or need to sync the audio or anything.)

http://www.movieclappers.com/



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SQLBits V (last November) had at least 16 MVPs there.

Simon, James, Martin, Chris, Tony, Allan, Darren, Jamie, Christian, Ashwani, Colin, Jasper, Satya, Brent, Andre & Rob.

Another Chris was awarded in January, but didn't count as an MVP at the time. There was at least one ex-MVP there too.

Rob

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I have a teleprompter. It can still be hard to read what's written.

A clapper would be fun. I started to make one and got distracted. Might need to go back and finish it.

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I probably won't make NYC. I am in the middle of 7 weeks of travel for the household and likely will take a break in April. Plus baseball starts Wink

I hope to get to a couple SQL Saturdays over the summer.

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