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Raw Materials - Administration Automated


Raw Materials - Administration Automated

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Funny !!


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This is so funny because I feel just like the robot!
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Good to hear! look for the robot in future strips.

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Charles Kincaid
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So about the robot babysitter. Let's make sure that it does not have a DBA brain.



Or just don't name your baby TABLE.

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Derek the robot will do DBCC CHECKDB REPAIR_ALLOW_DATA_LOSS in the next strip, just to be sure his work is done.
Charles Kincaid
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Noel McKinney (7/15/2009)
Derek the robot will do DBCC CHECKDB REPAIR_ALLOW_DATA_LOSS in the next strip, just to be sure his work is done.


I can hear him now.

"Data Integrity Found! Ex-ter-min-ate! Ex-ter-min-ate!"

(Oh, wait. It's Derek the robot. My bad.)

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Derek the robot will probably do this:

BACKUP LOG dbname WITH TRUNCATE_ONLY
DBCC SHRINKFILE(dbname_Log, 1)



And then suddenly remind itself that the database has become corrupt ;-)


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I think you're all being rather mean to Derek - his was a perfectly reasonable response!
Charles Kincaid
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Rachel Byford (7/16/2009)
I think you're all being rather mean to Derek - his was a perfectly reasonable response!


From his pont of view, agreed.

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