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From the Real World: On Call Again


From the Real World: On Call Again

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tjaybelt
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surreydude
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well that was worthwhile



Tim Roberts-250428
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That could be the most boring article I have ever read.
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The joke put one over on me. I'm not sure if the problem is that doing on calls is hard, or what you were explaining didn't make sense.

But yeah, I get it. The joke was that I spent time reading your article.
Duran
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Yes, 20 minutes of my life wasted, thinking I might learn something new was well worth it...not!
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What a waste of time. Thanks! I think i will stop reading these reports/stories now.
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What an anti-climax.

"Keep Trying"
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Thanks for the waste of time. Infuriating.

That was just stupid.

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Ignore the sore comments above, that was funny. I forgot it was April Fool's, thanks for the laugh!

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