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Guest Editorial: And Now; a Recitation


Guest Editorial: And Now; a Recitation

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Phil Factor
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Steve, you're supposed to be on holiday!


Best wishes,

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Lynn Pettis
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Phil Factor (2/2/2009)
Steve, you're supposed to be on holiday!


Typical geek, can't stay away. I should know, I do the same thing here, even when away I check on things.

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Lynn Pettis

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Lynn Pettis (2/2/2009)
Phil Factor (2/2/2009)
Steve, you're supposed to be on holiday!


Typical geek, can't stay away. I should know, I do the same thing here, even when away I check on things.


I'd laugh at that - but I was coding SQL while watching the superbowl yesterday....Smile

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Lynn Pettis
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Matt Miller (2/2/2009)
Lynn Pettis (2/2/2009)
Phil Factor (2/2/2009)
Steve, you're supposed to be on holiday!


Typical geek, can't stay away. I should know, I do the same thing here, even when away I check on things.


I'd laugh at that - but I was coding SQL while watching the superbowl yesterday....Smile


I can safely say I wasn't.

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Lynn Pettis

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Lynn Pettis (2/2/2009)
Matt Miller (2/2/2009)
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Phil Factor (2/2/2009)
Steve, you're supposed to be on holiday!


Typical geek, can't stay away. I should know, I do the same thing here, even when away I check on things.


I'd laugh at that - but I was coding SQL while watching the superbowl yesterday....Smile


I can safely say I wasn't.


Superbowl was yesterday?

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Matt Miller (2/2/2009)
I'd laugh at that - but I was coding SQL while watching the superbowl yesterday....Smile


Super what?

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GilaMonster (2/2/2009)
Matt Miller (2/2/2009)
I'd laugh at that - but I was coding SQL while watching the superbowl yesterday....Smile


Super what?


Oh, right, the World Cup is the only TRUE World Champsionship Game.

w00t

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Whoopeeee! Wow

And I also appreciate the many contributors. I've learned so much from accessing this site.

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Lynn Pettis (2/2/2009)
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Matt Miller (2/2/2009)
I'd laugh at that - but I was coding SQL while watching the superbowl yesterday....Smile


Super what?


Oh, right, the World Cup is the only TRUE World Champsionship Game.

w00t


You got that RIGHT!


* Noel
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noeld (2/2/2009)
Lynn Pettis (2/2/2009)
GilaMonster (2/2/2009)
Matt Miller (2/2/2009)
I'd laugh at that - but I was coding SQL while watching the superbowl yesterday....Smile


Super what?


Oh, right, the World Cup is the only TRUE World Champsionship Game.

w00t


You got that RIGHT!


Hey! I am a soccer (as it is called in the USA) referee.

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Lynn Pettis

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