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Guest Editorial: And Now; a Recitation


Guest Editorial: And Now; a Recitation

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Phil Factor
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Best wishes,

Phil Factor
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Jeff Moden
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On that note, all I can do
is raise my mug into the air
and say "3 cheers to SSC"
and to all of those that care! BigGrin

--Jeff Moden

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Well, I don't quite have the erudite literary chops that you guys do:

There once was a man named Jones,
Who liked his SQL, "no bones."
He started this site,
'cause he felt 'twas right,
And no one else had the stones.


( And it's "see-quell", not "ess-que-ell" Smile )

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BWAA-HAAA! Oh, you said "chops". Tongue

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced ree-bar and is a Modenism for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column.
If you think its expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur. -- Red Adair

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to post performance problems
Forum FAQs
RBarryYoung
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Jeff Moden (1/31/2009)
BWAA-HAAA! Oh, you said "chops". Tongue

Uh, yeah... that's the part that you liked! BigGrin

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Awesome Phil. This one was great.



Grant Fritchey
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Whoop!!!!

[holding up a lighter]

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Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Steve Jones
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Very nice, Phil, and thanks.

It's right on that many of you out there have helped.

(post sneaked in from Keystone, CO )

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hip - hip, hooray!
Hip - Hip, Hooray!
HIP - HIP, HOORAY!

Congrats on the milestone... another in a line of many more to come!
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