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Who says you don't do your best thinking on the can?!?

Tongue IF MAX FILLFACTOR
IS TO TOP, THEN PUBLIC RULE
IS TO NOT DUMP NOW Tongue


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I'd be more concerned about the "can" influence, which might lead to this kind of thinking:


IF BACKUP EXISTS
TRIGGER DUMP PROCEDURE BY
ORDER OF USER




IF BACKUP EXISTS
TRIGGER DUMP PROCEDURE WITH
CHECK FOR DOUBLE DUMP




IF DUMP EXISTS THEN
REVOKE RIGHT FOR USER TO
DROP DUMP ON TABLE



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Continuing along those lines...

Before flushing, Confucius Say:

AT DUMP COMPLETION
(ARRAY OF VARYING SIZE)
CHECK FOR BULK BLOB FIRST


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Business break-room food etiquette:

LARGE FOREIGN OBJECT
LEFT ON PUBLIC TABLE IS
FOR GROUP COLLATION



col-la-tion (n): any light meal
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"Relations" at work:

INSERT IN ADMIN
UNDER OR ON TABLE TOP
OVER AND OVER


AUTHORIZATION
TO INSERT INTO USER
AT WORK IS NOT REAL



For those of you that just lock yourself in your cube all day:
ISOLATION IS
INDICATOR OF PUBLIC
VIEW OF CHARACTER


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More "harmony" at work:

INPUT LENGTH IS KEY
TO COALESCE WITH ADMIN;
BEGIN FILLFACTOR




INSERT WITH ADMIN
NOT HAVING SOME CHARACTER;
CREATE ESCAPE PLAN




PLAN TO USE ROLLBACK
WHEN HAVING ADMIN NOT WITH
CHARACTER VALUES



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Dude, we'd be scary together in the same workplace. BigGrin
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Advice only in West Virginia: (or your own neighboring hillbilly incestual state)

REPLICATION WITH
ANY RELATIVE CREATE
NO NEW LAST NAMES...NONE!


Amit Lohia
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IF USER DENY TO BACKUP
KILL USER IDENTITY FOR GROUP AND ADMIN
DENY ANY ROLE AND EXIT


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RBarryYoung (5/10/2008)
I call this "Presidential Campaign, 2008":

WAITFOR PRIMARY
SELECT
RIGHT IDENTITY
PRECISION IS ALL





I think this is the best so far.


Kindest Regards,

Amit Lohia
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