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Or better yet, Camtasia your screen when you're analyzing something, record the actions, and then play them back in a loop Smile

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The another joke, yes the one about the Database Wars coming for the XBOX 360, I saw it as far as 10 miles it was a joke... but this one about SQL Sleep, you made it !!!, April Fools !!!, hahahaha I only realized it was a joke when a read the "note note" (well the sunglasses comment made it suspicious)

Sorry for my bad english.
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Preet (4/1/2008)
Really!
Do you think we got nothing better to do than read pointless articles?


Heh... well at least we know of one person who was going to buy it right up to the last line of the article. Tongue

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gr8scott_o (4/1/2008)
Seriously, I would pay $40 for this... problem is my snoring would probably give me away.


But wait! Don't order yet! If you're one of the next 100 callers, we throw in a free set of nasal passage widener strips to keep you from snoring and a special turtleneck sweater that will actually keep your head in postion while you sleep. AND, if you call in the next 10 minutes, well upgrade you to the DELUXE package that includes a special USB compatible motion detector so that if anyone approaches you, the software will say in your own voice... "Not now, I have a production issue!" And, just for being so prompt, we'll also include special eyelid decals that make it look like your eyes are actually open! Be sure to tell the operator what your eye color is!

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced ree-bar and is a Modenism for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column.
If you think its expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur. -- Red Adair

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Jeff Moden (4/1/2008)


But wait! Don't order yet! If you're one of the next 100 callers, we throw in a free set of nasal passage widener strips to keep you from snoring and a special turtleneck sweater that will actually keep your head in postion while you sleep. AND, if you call in the next 10 minutes, well upgrade you to the DELUXE package that includes a special USB compatible motion detector so that if anyone approaches you, the software will say in your own voice... "Not now, I have a production issue!" And, just for being so prompt, we'll also include special eyelid decals that make it look like your eyes are actually open! Be sure to tell the operator what your eye color is!


SOLD! ha ha used to work for a company that had a very similar sounding sales pitch...
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Heh... you can tell I've watched way too many info-mercials! Tongue

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced ree-bar and is a Modenism for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column.
If you think its expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur. -- Red Adair

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