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DBA vs Developer


DBA vs Developer

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Eirikur Eiriksson
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Jeff Moden (8/2/2014)
Grant Fritchey (7/16/2014)
You mean you didn't flip the infinity switch on your tempdb? That developer is right, you have it configured incorrectly.


Heh... what's really cool about Grant is that he can say something like that in person with a completely straight face. Unless he's wearing his kilt, he's fun to watch in action. :-D

But surely he'd be even les fun without it?

...les fun? Like in les boys??

Mental floss moment

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SQLRNNR (8/3/2014)
Eirikur Eiriksson (8/3/2014)
Jeff Moden (8/3/2014)
TomThomson (8/3/2014)
Jeff Moden (8/2/2014)
Grant Fritchey (7/16/2014)
You mean you didn't flip the infinity switch on your tempdb? That developer is right, you have it configured incorrectly.


Heh... what's really cool about Grant is that he can say something like that in person with a completely straight face. Unless he's wearing his kilt, he's fun to watch in action. :-D

But surely he'd be even les fun without it?


Heh... you just gave me an excuse to drink on Sunday. Gotta get THAT picture out of my mind. Sick


Mental floss anyone?
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Brain Bleach needed!!

That's the Matrix like thingy where all the pork chops stop dead in the air, right?
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Jeff Moden
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Heh... no. Nothing stops a properly launched pork chop. :-D

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced ree-bar and is a Modenism for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
     Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column.
Although they tell us that they want it real bad, our primary goal is to ensure that we dont actually give it to them that way.
Although change is inevitable, change for the better is usually not.
Just because you can do something in PowerShell, doesnt mean you should. Wink

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