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Thank you Craig Farrell for making my afternoon with "I left my crystal ball in my other pants."
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Sarah Wagner (6/25/2014)
Thank you Craig Farrell for making my afternoon with "I left my crystal ball in my other pants."


Superb!

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Sarah Wagner (6/25/2014)
Thank you Craig Farrell for making my afternoon with "I left my crystal ball in my other pants."


To be honest, Craig stole it from me when it was in for repair at the shop...


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Koen Verbeeck (6/25/2014)
Sarah Wagner (6/25/2014)
Thank you Craig Farrell for making my afternoon with "I left my crystal ball in my other pants."


To be honest, Craig stole it from me when it was in for repair at the shop...


Is my crystal ball we're talking about, or is mine still 'misplaced'?



Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
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We walk in the dark places no others will enter
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GilaMonster (6/25/2014)
Koen Verbeeck (6/25/2014)
Sarah Wagner (6/25/2014)
Thank you Craig Farrell for making my afternoon with "I left my crystal ball in my other pants."


To be honest, Craig stole it from me when it was in for repair at the shop...


Is my crystal ball we're talking about, or is mine still 'misplaced'?



Last I heard, Grant still had that one.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw
Learn Extended Events

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Maybe this was the missing Crystal Ball:
http://penn.museum/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Crystal-Sphere.jpg

Chinese Crystal Ball’s Mysterious Past:
http://www.penn.museum/blog/museum/chinese-crystal-balls-mysterious-past/
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LOL,

Go, go mighty snark club! :-)

I can't seem to find my favorite image of a crystal ball with the matrix code running down through it, otherwise I'd throw it in.


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Evil Kraig F (6/25/2014)
I can't seem to find my favorite image of a crystal ball with the matrix code running down through it, otherwise I'd throw it in.


If you can get me a link to a high-res matrix code image (jpg is fine), I'll render you a crystal ball with that inside, over the weekend

Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
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We walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and no one may pass


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