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Byte Me: Insubordinate Clause


Byte Me: Insubordinate Clause

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being "completely unfunny" and 10 being "hilarious", I'd rate this one a -3, "would like to sandpaper Bob's AOL cd".

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its only a matter of time before someone adds in these gems into the compiler.

The more you are prepared, the less you need it.
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Hilarious and seems to be well timed for the day.



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Reminds me of the Oracle error I got the other day -

SQL Error: ORA-14451: unsupported feature with temporary table
14451. 00000 - "unsupported feature with temporary table"
*Cause: An attempt was made to create an IOT, specify physical attributes,
specify partition or parallel clause.
*Action: do not do that.

Thanks for the helpful resolution hint there Oracle...
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Reminds me of the Oracle error I got the other day -

SQL Error: ORA-14451: unsupported feature with temporary table
14451. 00000 - "unsupported feature with temporary table"
*Cause: An attempt was made to create an IOT, specify physical attributes,
specify partition or parallel clause.
*Action: do not do that.

Thanks for the helpful resolution hint there Oracle...


BWAAA-HAAA!!!! Sometimes my old eyes playing tricks on me provides the benefit of spontaneous and absolutely hilarious entertainment. Here's what I thought that error said when I first looked at it. Major SPOM momemnt! :-D:-P

SQL Error: ORA-14451: unsupported feature with temporary table
14451. 00000 - "unsupported feature with temporary table"
*Cause: An attempt was made to create an IDIOT, specify physical attributes,
specify partition or parallel clause.
*Action: do not do that.

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced ree-bar and is a Modenism for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
     Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column.
Although they tell us that they want it real bad, our primary goal is to ensure that we dont actually give it to them that way.
Although change is inevitable, change for the better is usually not.
Just because you can do something in PowerShell, doesnt mean you should. Wink

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Reminds me of the Oracle error I got the other day -

SQL Error: ORA-14451: unsupported feature with temporary table
14451. 00000 - "unsupported feature with temporary table"
*Cause: An attempt was made to create an IOT, specify physical attributes,
specify partition or parallel clause.
*Action: do not do that.

Thanks for the helpful resolution hint there Oracle...


BWAAA-HAAA!!!! Sometimes my old eyes playing tricks on me provides the benefit of spontaneous and absolutely hilarious entertainment. Here's what I thought that error said when I first looked at it. Major SPOM momemnt! :-D:-P

SQL Error: ORA-14451: unsupported feature with temporary table
14451. 00000 - "unsupported feature with temporary table"
*Cause: An attempt was made to create an IDIOT, specify physical attributes,
specify partition or parallel clause.
*Action: do not do that.


My eyes did the same thing. Then i chuckled. I'm thinking it is some Oracle developer's sense of humor coming to light.



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Reminds me of the Oracle error I got the other day -

SQL Error: ORA-14451: unsupported feature with temporary table
14451. 00000 - "unsupported feature with temporary table"
*Cause: An attempt was made to create an IOT, specify physical attributes,
specify partition or parallel clause.
*Action: do not do that.

Thanks for the helpful resolution hint there Oracle...


BWAAA-HAAA!!!! Sometimes my old eyes playing tricks on me provides the benefit of spontaneous and absolutely hilarious entertainment. Here's what I thought that error said when I first looked at it. Major SPOM momemnt! :-D:-P

SQL Error: ORA-14451: unsupported feature with temporary table
14451. 00000 - "unsupported feature with temporary table"
*Cause: An attempt was made to create an IDIOT, specify physical attributes,
specify partition or parallel clause.
*Action: do not do that.


My eyes did the same thing. Then i chuckled. I'm thinking it is some Oracle developer's sense of humor coming to light.


Considering my overall lack of Oracle expertise, Oracle probably did think I was an IDIOT!

Glad others found it amusing too. :-D
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Reminds me of the Oracle error I got the other day -

SQL Error: ORA-14451: unsupported feature with temporary table
14451. 00000 - "unsupported feature with temporary table"
*Cause: An attempt was made to create an IOT, specify physical attributes,
specify partition or parallel clause.
*Action: do not do that.

Thanks for the helpful resolution hint there Oracle...


BWAAA-HAAA!!!! Sometimes my old eyes playing tricks on me provides the benefit of spontaneous and absolutely hilarious entertainment. Here's what I thought that error said when I first looked at it. Major SPOM momemnt! :-D:-P

SQL Error: ORA-14451: unsupported feature with temporary table
14451. 00000 - "unsupported feature with temporary table"
*Cause: An attempt was made to create an IDIOT, specify physical attributes,
specify partition or parallel clause.
*Action: do not do that.


My eyes did the same thing. Then i chuckled. I'm thinking it is some Oracle developer's sense of humor coming to light.


Considering my overall lack of Oracle expertise, Oracle probably did think I was an IDIOT!

Glad others found it amusing too. :-D


There is a bit of irony with that error too.

Based on the verbiage, I presume it means you cannot partition a temp table in Oracle.
According to Microsoft documentation you can't partition a temp table either.

But in SQL Server you can definitely partition a temp table.



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I think it would be much more fun to partition an IDIOT. :-P

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced ree-bar and is a Modenism for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
     Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column.
Although they tell us that they want it real bad, our primary goal is to ensure that we dont actually give it to them that way.
Although change is inevitable, change for the better is usually not.
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