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Byte Me: Insubordinate Clause


Byte Me: Insubordinate Clause

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being "completely unfunny" and 10 being "hilarious", I'd rate this one a -3, "would like to sandpaper Bob's AOL cd".

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its only a matter of time before someone adds in these gems into the compiler.

The more you are prepared, the less you need it.
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Hilarious and seems to be well timed for the day.

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Reminds me of the Oracle error I got the other day -

SQL Error: ORA-14451: unsupported feature with temporary table
14451. 00000 - "unsupported feature with temporary table"
*Cause: An attempt was made to create an IOT, specify physical attributes,
specify partition or parallel clause.
*Action: do not do that.

Thanks for the helpful resolution hint there Oracle...
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Reminds me of the Oracle error I got the other day -

SQL Error: ORA-14451: unsupported feature with temporary table
14451. 00000 - "unsupported feature with temporary table"
*Cause: An attempt was made to create an IOT, specify physical attributes,
specify partition or parallel clause.
*Action: do not do that.

Thanks for the helpful resolution hint there Oracle...


BWAAA-HAAA!!!! Sometimes my old eyes playing tricks on me provides the benefit of spontaneous and absolutely hilarious entertainment. Here's what I thought that error said when I first looked at it. Major SPOM momemnt! :-D:-P

SQL Error: ORA-14451: unsupported feature with temporary table
14451. 00000 - "unsupported feature with temporary table"
*Cause: An attempt was made to create an IDIOT, specify physical attributes,
specify partition or parallel clause.
*Action: do not do that.

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Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column.
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Reminds me of the Oracle error I got the other day -

SQL Error: ORA-14451: unsupported feature with temporary table
14451. 00000 - "unsupported feature with temporary table"
*Cause: An attempt was made to create an IOT, specify physical attributes,
specify partition or parallel clause.
*Action: do not do that.

Thanks for the helpful resolution hint there Oracle...


BWAAA-HAAA!!!! Sometimes my old eyes playing tricks on me provides the benefit of spontaneous and absolutely hilarious entertainment. Here's what I thought that error said when I first looked at it. Major SPOM momemnt! :-D:-P

SQL Error: ORA-14451: unsupported feature with temporary table
14451. 00000 - "unsupported feature with temporary table"
*Cause: An attempt was made to create an IDIOT, specify physical attributes,
specify partition or parallel clause.
*Action: do not do that.


My eyes did the same thing. Then i chuckled. I'm thinking it is some Oracle developer's sense of humor coming to light.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
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Reminds me of the Oracle error I got the other day -

SQL Error: ORA-14451: unsupported feature with temporary table
14451. 00000 - "unsupported feature with temporary table"
*Cause: An attempt was made to create an IOT, specify physical attributes,
specify partition or parallel clause.
*Action: do not do that.

Thanks for the helpful resolution hint there Oracle...


BWAAA-HAAA!!!! Sometimes my old eyes playing tricks on me provides the benefit of spontaneous and absolutely hilarious entertainment. Here's what I thought that error said when I first looked at it. Major SPOM momemnt! :-D:-P

SQL Error: ORA-14451: unsupported feature with temporary table
14451. 00000 - "unsupported feature with temporary table"
*Cause: An attempt was made to create an IDIOT, specify physical attributes,
specify partition or parallel clause.
*Action: do not do that.


My eyes did the same thing. Then i chuckled. I'm thinking it is some Oracle developer's sense of humor coming to light.


Considering my overall lack of Oracle expertise, Oracle probably did think I was an IDIOT!

Glad others found it amusing too. :-D
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Reminds me of the Oracle error I got the other day -

SQL Error: ORA-14451: unsupported feature with temporary table
14451. 00000 - "unsupported feature with temporary table"
*Cause: An attempt was made to create an IOT, specify physical attributes,
specify partition or parallel clause.
*Action: do not do that.

Thanks for the helpful resolution hint there Oracle...


BWAAA-HAAA!!!! Sometimes my old eyes playing tricks on me provides the benefit of spontaneous and absolutely hilarious entertainment. Here's what I thought that error said when I first looked at it. Major SPOM momemnt! :-D:-P

SQL Error: ORA-14451: unsupported feature with temporary table
14451. 00000 - "unsupported feature with temporary table"
*Cause: An attempt was made to create an IDIOT, specify physical attributes,
specify partition or parallel clause.
*Action: do not do that.


My eyes did the same thing. Then i chuckled. I'm thinking it is some Oracle developer's sense of humor coming to light.


Considering my overall lack of Oracle expertise, Oracle probably did think I was an IDIOT!

Glad others found it amusing too. :-D


There is a bit of irony with that error too.

Based on the verbiage, I presume it means you cannot partition a temp table in Oracle.
According to Microsoft documentation you can't partition a temp table either.

But in SQL Server you can definitely partition a temp table.

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I think it would be much more fun to partition an IDIOT. :-P

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced ree-bar and is a Modenism for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
Stop thinking about what you want to do to a row... think, instead, of what you want to do to a column.
If you think its expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur. -- Red Adair

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